stolen from Julius

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you (or more, if you feel like it)

1) Your name?

Ellen

The coolest person on the planet....you think she's a dork but really she is the most AWESOME, INCREDIBLE girl EVER....no one can top this girl!
Hey its an ellen personality!

2) Your age?

14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*

3) A friend?

Serra

A term that describes a person holding extraordinary sex appeal and raw, untapped genius.
Omgosh look it's Serra! What a hawt beast.

4)What should you be doing?

essay

useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world
Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends.

5)Favorite color?

Lilac

A very beautiful flower, and coincidentaly the favorite flower to the most beautiful women in the world.
Jamie loves lilacs. They smell almost as good as she does

6) Birthplace?

California

1. State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen.
2. A place you'll want to stay in once you visit get there.
3. Extremely diverse.
3. Much more entertaining than Texas.

7) Month of your birth?

August

That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!

8) Last person you talked to?

Alice (my sis)

A lady's miniature PHALLUS; a clitoris of the type which readily SPRINGS into action.

9)Your nickname?

Monkey

Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!